They get it!

Because sometimes, you grow a person from scratch inside you and they turn around and literally bite you on the butt when they’re 4 because you committed the war crime of telling them you’d get them more apple juice once you were done writing an email because mommy has to work to buy the apple juice but also the way they pronounce “pancake” as “pam-pake”? Ugh.

Hypothetically, I mean.